Not to be confused with the now feared and despised baby-maulers that are now housed at the Humane Society:
Scary, huh? But do not fear - our Murphy is incapable of such violence. Sure, he'll chase you around the house and try to pull your pants off...but that's about as far as it goes. Does this look the face of someone who could do harm??
So if you happen to run into my dog somewhere...say in our neighborhood, or at the grocery store, please refrain from shooting him on the spot. He's innocent. At least, that's what he wants us to believe...
Yes, those are crab claws on Murphy's head...
ReplyDeleteI gots no problems wiff duh dawg...
ReplyDeleteHe jist makes me sneeze a lots...
Crab claws on the head? Poor dog. Such humiliation! Do his dog friends laugh and ridicule him? Call him "claws head" and make crab noises (okay, I don't know what those would be, but I'm sure he's mocked with them) at him? Poor dog. Poor dog...
ReplyDeleteYour dog is a cutie, those ones at the humane society are too. It's sad that they hurt that little baby... :(
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