i hate cleaning my house

And in case that wasn't clear enough to get my point across, here's a list of things that I would rather do than clean my house:

• go to the dentist (and those of you who know me understand what a big deal that is!)
• drive US31 to Indianapolis and back
• vomit
• change multiple dirty diapers
• dive head-first into the dumpster behind Red Lobster
• visit my gynocologist
• sit through another session with Ted Dekker
• read a textbook on nuclear physics
• watch my son wiggle his loose tooth (i get the willies just thinking about that!)
• stand in line in the Walmart checkout with two restless kids begging for things from the candy display
• balance my checkbook

this is the abbreviated list...believe me, there are more where those came from. Seriously, if i could afford one "luxury" in life, it would be to have someone come on a semi-regular basis to clean my house. and i don't mean that i need someone to follow me around and pick up after me (not that i'd complain if that were to happen), i'm talking just the big stuff - sweeping & mopping, bathrooms, dusting, vacuuming...you know, basically everything. ok, i'd be willing to do the laundry...if this other person would be willing to do the folding. and the putting away.

what i need is a wife...